Penny Wise

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Penny Wise
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Penny is very cheery. She is easily entertained by the small things in life, though she can become easily distracted. She is a Christian, but she can be swayed by false teachings if she doesn't know better. She is quite eccentric and a fairly abstract thinker, which helps her with one of her principle talents—art.


Penny originally was born and lived in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and later moved to Odyssey to attend Campbell County College, where her fiancee moved. They later broke up over voicemail. Dr. Trask was her mentor, but he betrayed her by working with counterfeiters; she testified against him, though she became rather sulky about it. She is Connie Kendall's roommate and close friend. She also became Wooton's fiancee.


Penny has a mother who is a hair stylist in Pennsylvania. She is engaged to Wooton Bassett.


Her eye color is green.
Penny painted a mural of ancient Rome in Connie's kitchen and different themes in her bedroom, including a Jungle Theme and the Sistine Chapel. She also painted a picture of a meadow that hung in Connie's house.
She is 5 feet 8 inches.
Her favorite drink was once raspberry soda.
She was at one point held in protective custody.
She was almost named Miranda.
Her ringtone is "Pop goes the weasel".
She is allergic to salmon.
She was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, from which her name is derived.
If you put Penny's first and middle names together, it's Penelope.
Jacques Henri took notice of her artistic abilities and put on an exhibition of her work in his gallery, where she now works.
Her trademark is a sweater and a hat.
She once had a fiancee who was the reason she came to Odyssey but he broke up with her over voicemail.

Album Appearances[edit]

Penny has appeared in the following albums:

Penny has appeared on the front cover of the following albums:

Penny has appeared on the back cover of the following albums:


Penny Wise: What artistic style do you like?
Unknown: Hmmm...That! I want that piece of art.
Penny Wise: That's the sign for the restrooms.

“A Penny Earned”

Connie Kendall: Is it possible that you're putting so much emphasis on body language that you're missing the obvious?
Penny Wise: Oh, no. I'm getting really good at it.

“Childish Things”

Penny Wise: It looks just like your old studio, Wooton!
Wooton Bassett: Uh-huh! But without the charred walls and ashes that used to be the things I owned!

“Dinner Roll Models”

Wooton Bassett: (from dunk tank) Penny, will you marry me?
Penny Wise: Yes!
Connie Kendall: She said yes!
Penny Wise: But Wooton has to get my family's blessing first!
Wooton Bassett: What? (Penny throws ball and dunks Wooton)

“Let’s Get Together”

Penny Wise: Beryllium is a silly one. Magnesium's not in cheese-ium. Instead that would be calcium. Yummy in my tummium! Then I break into a chorus. Ready? Ooooh, it's not just a fable; it's the periodic table, yeah!

“No Chemistry Whatsoever”

Connie Kendall: Did you say Penny Wise? As in a penny wise and a pound foolish?
Penny Wise: Yes. And I guess the name Connie Kendall goes with the expression Connie Kendall kicked a copper kettle carelessly?
Connie Kendall: That's an expression?
Penny Wise: No, but I think every name should have an expression to go with it, don't you?
Connie Kendall: I've never really thought about it before.
Penny Wise: You would if you had a name like Penny Wise.
Connie Kendall: Yeah, maybe I would.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 3”

Connie Kendall: How about telling me what's really going on?
Jules Kendall: I don't know how.
Connie Kendall: "Words, strung together in a coherent thing-a-ma-jig" would be a good start!
Jules Kendall: Well...
Penny Wise: <enters room> Connie!

“The Ties That Bind, Part 10”

Penny Wise: Who is it? Hadley?
Connie Kendall: No.
Penny Wise: Hugo Wells? Vance King? Richard Maxwell? Mr. Charles? Oh! That creepy guy at Comic Connelsville with the silver tooth and really bad acne?
Connie Kendall: No.

“The Ties That Bind, Part 13”

Penny Wise: You've been praying?
Connie Kendall: Yes! Haven't you?
Penny Wise: Well, sure, but I didn't know everybody was in on it.
Wooton Bassett: That's one thing you can be sure everybody's in on. The praying I mean.

“A Penny Earned”

Penny Wise: ...and then I spilled coffee on my skirt at lunch.
Connie Kendall: Why didn't you come home to change?
Penny Wise: Because Jacques Henri said it looked more artistic.

“Happy Hunting”

Bill Kendall: (To Connie about Jules) She's my daughter.
Penny Wise: {pause} I'll go see if anything's burning in the kitchen.
Wooton Bassett: I don't smell anything.
Penny Wise: Wooton...come on!!!

“Life Expectancy, Part 2”

Penny Wise: <clears throat>
Connie Kendall: Oh...Penny, Penny, uh...this is Jeff; Jeff, this is Penny. Penny's my best friend and roommate, and Jeff was, first love.
Penny Wise: Ahh...first love.
Jeff Lewis: Well, I guess so.

“Life Expectancy, Part 3”

Penny Wise: You have to put something in to get something out, I always say. You don't get anything good by doing nothing.
Connie Kendall: Well, as soon as I figure out what you just said, I'll have an incredible comeback.

“No Chemistry Whatsoever”

Connie Kendall: <To Penny> What's wrong?
Penny Wise: I don't know how to say it.
Jules Kendall: "Words, strung together in a coherent-"
Connie Kendall: Not funny Jules!

“The Ties That Bind, Part 10”

Wooton Bassett: Penny, Will You Marry Me?

“The Ties That Bind, Part 14”

Hadley Bassett: I'm Milt and Wanda's boy; I think I'm a...second cousin twice removed.
Penny Wise: Removed from what?
Hadley Bassett: Civilization, mostly...

“The Ties That Bind, Part 2”

Connie Kendall: You're from Pennsylvania?
Penny Wise: Yeah, what do you think I was named after?

“A Penny Earned”

Penny Wise: Connie, stop grimacing. Think of happy things.
Connie Kendall: Oh ok. Hot fudge sundaes. Playdough.

“Something Old, Something New, Part 1”

Jason Whittaker: Help me out please. I'm still a little groggy.
Penny Wise: Oh, traveling in a box always makes me groggy too.
Jason Whittaker: It was the drugs they used to persuade me into the box.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 12”

Jules Kendall: What are you guys doing here?
Penny Wise: Wooton is into all this comic stuff, and I'm into stuff that Wooton is into.
Wooton Bassett: Aw, Penny, that's sweet.

“The Ties That Bind, Part 1”

Wooton Bassett: Penny, quick! Call 911!
Penny Wise: Okay! What's the number?

“The Ties That Bind, Part 5”

Penny Wise: Connie!
Wooton Bassett: Ah! I haven't had time to change!

“Childish Things”

Penny Wise: What else?
Connie Kendall: Discount coupons. Magazines.
Penny Wise: Good.
Connie Kendall: Moose.
Wooton Bassett: Hair, chocolate, or Alaskan?
Connie Kendall: Hair.
Wooton Bassett: Oh, we could never be.

“Something Old, Something New, Part 1”

Connie Kendall: I'm really confused. I mean, he's getting married!
Penny Wise: But not to you. I understand. His life wasn't supposed to go on without you.
Connie Kendall: Well, something like that...
Penny Wise: So why did you ditch him?
Connie Kendall: I didn't ditch him! We agreed together...

“Something Old, Something New, Part 2”

Connie Kendall: Take Eugene and Wooton. They're afraid to be seen by you by fear that you'll misread their expressions and gestures.
Penny Wise: They are?
Connie Kendall: Isn't that right, Eugene?
Eugene Meltsner: The word fear may be extreme. Anxious, nervous, disconcerted, discomforted, annoyed, vexed. Any of those are better words.
Connie Kendall: Whatever. Wooton?
Wooton Bassett: No, I think fear sounds perfect.

“Childish Things”

Eugene Meltsner: Can you explain a little about how the chemicals are reacting please?
Connie Kendall: Well, in about ten minutes you'll see my hair turn into a lovely chestnut brown.
Penny Wise: You mean beachy blonde.
Connie Kendall: Don't be silly Penny. You know I always use chestnut brown.
Penny Wise: I thought you said you wanted to try being blonde.
Connie Kendall: My assistant is kidding. I said that I wondered what it would look like to be blonde at one in the morning after a two liter bottle of caffeinated soda.
Penny Wise: Well, on the upside, the reaction is working wonderfully. And your hair is already getting lighter.

“No Chemistry Whatsoever”

Connie Kendall: Everyone's going to think I'm engaged to Wooton!!
Penny Wise: I wonder what kind of gifts you'll get...

“Something Old, Something New, Part 1”

Don Polehaus: Is there some place we can talk privately?
Penny Wise: Oh. How about the Agora cafe downstairs? They have a private room. And I just LOVE their apple strudels!!
Don Polehaus: OK.
Benjamin Trask: Since Penny is my student, I ought to be there.
Don Polehaus: Suits me.
Penny Wise: Oh, can Connie come with me? For moral support?
Don Polehaus: Sure.
Connie Kendall: Well, if I'm going, then Whit has to come too.
Whit: Alright.
Don Polehaus: Anyone else? Maybe we should invite the whole class.
Penny Wise: Don't be silly. There wouldn't be enough strudel for the whole class.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 5”

Penny Wise: Wooton, can I ask you a question?
Wooton Bassett: Penny, if it's "will you marry me?", then it's a yes. If it's "would you like to perform an emergency appendectomy on me?", then it's a no.
Penny Wise: It's not either.
Wooton Bassett: Oh, that's too bad. I've never gotten to refuse performing an emergency appendectomy on someone.

“Push the Red Button (Live)”

Eugene Meltsner: Has anyone seen my-
Penny Wise: Eugene!
Connie Kendall: Absolutely not.
Eugene Meltsner: Absolutely not what?
Connie Kendall: Penny wants you to pose as my groom for a wedding brochure.
Eugene Meltsner: Absolutely not!

“Something Old, Something New, Part 1”

Jebidiah Skint: Maybe I was being too hasty Mr. Dosh. Draw your weapon please.
Mr. Dosh: Sure.
Penny Wise: I can draw weapons.
Wooton Bassett: That wouldn't be a water pistol would it?
Mr. Dosh: Fraid not.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 11”

Penny Wise: Maybe we should help [Hadley].
Wooton Bassett: <wearily> No, it sounds like he's breaking everything just fine on his own.

“The Ties That Bind, Part 4”

Connie Kendall: You don't get wisdom by following a check list; it's not a paint by number process. Things like wisdom and knowing who to trust come from knowledge and experience and discernment—and, because you're a Christian, help from the Holy Spirit.
Penny Wise: Good, 'cause I hate Paint by Numbers.

“Childish Things”

Penny Wise: See, she can't even take a hike without the boss calling.
Connie Kendall: WHAT!?!?!?
Penny Wise: Ooh, must have been a lot of money in that drawer.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 11”

Penny Wise: Someone once said,"Capability is the soil on which our talent grows."
Connie Kendall: Who said that?
Penny Wise: I just made it up, but it sounds really smart, doesn't it?

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 3”

Science Dean: Professor Sharp will not be teaching the fundamentals of chemistry this semester, so allow me to introduce your instructor, Professor Eugene Meltsner!
Penny Wise: What!
Eugene Meltsner: Greetings and Salutations!
Connie Kendall: We are in trouble.

“No Chemistry Whatsoever”

Penny Wise: Oh brother.

“Push the Red Button”

Penny Wise: O, that's weird. I never noticed this button before. I wonder what it does? Ha! Ah! Officer! Look! I opened the back! I opened the trunk! Now I can get to the spare gas can!

“A Penny Saved”

Wooton Bassett: But—b-b-but—
Penny Wise: Stammering isn't good either!
Wooton Bassett: Mm-mm mm-mm!

“Childish Things”

Connie Kendall: The man from the crate, it was Jason!
Penny Wise: Well I don't know who that is, but I don't give him high marks for his train driving.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 12”


Penny Wise is voiced by Kimmy Robertson, has appeared in 44 episodes, and has received an average user rating of 84.2%.