Jay Smouse

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First episode

Personality[edit]

Jay Smouse is a bit of a bully, and can be annoying at times, but he has a good side, unlike Rodney Rathbone, the previous Odyssey bully. However, he isn't as much of a threat as Rodney was. In fact, he's not a bully, but an average kid who just could use a little more love. He and Barrett Jones are sworn enemies, and Jay tries to make Barrett look as bad as possible, but will also help him in a few things. Jay likes to make fun of people, and always tries to take the easy way out. But underneath all his tough guy stuff, he really has a heart. For instance, in one episode he got mistaken for a guy named Humphry, but grew to like an elderly woman named Helen Wilson. He is also known for his malapropisms.

History[edit]

Jay is an acquaintance of Vance King. According to his cousin, Cindy, he has a collection ''Verminoids'' action figures, with matching footie pajamas, and bedspread, and an Elvis jumpsuit collection. His uncle is Wally Haggler. He became very involved in The Green Ring Conspiracy figuring out things with his uncle Wally when Mr. Skint tried to frame his uncle.

Family[edit]

See Smouse family.
His uncle is Wally Haggler. He also has an uncle Archie Haggler who recently went to jail for counterfeiting in album 53 . His parents are Nick Smouse and Silvia Smouse. He has a cousin named Cindy.

Facts[edit]

  • He has blue eyes.
  • He likes to act.
  • He collects Elvis Jumpsuits.
  • Jay used to have a habit of chewing gum that other people threw in the trash.
  • He also calls Barrett "Skinny as a carrot, mangy like a ferret."
  • Jay has a collection of Verminoids action figures with matching footie pajamas and bedspread.
  • Jay was paired with Matthew in a music scavenger hunt.
  • He may have a crush on Priscilla Peterson.
  • Jay loves Elvis albums.
  • He tried to manipulate a new kid named Riley.
  • He loves chocolate malt balls.
  • He once tricked Priscilla Peterson into the Room of Consequence.
  • After reading the phrase in the script for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Heidelberg, Jay has become obsessed with saying Barrett will "rue the day", although it is apparent he doesn't know the meaning of the phrase.

Album Pictures[edit]

Jay has appeared on the front cover of the following albums:

Quotes[edit]

Jay Smouse: He's about this tall, with a trombone, and has a face like a leprechaun.
Priscilla Peterson: JAY!!
Jay Smouse: Minus the beard.

“Groundhog Jay”

Mrs. Kramer: I've been watching you visiting Mrs. Wilson a lot lately.
Jay Smouse: Uh, you have?
Mrs. Kramer: Yes. And she thinks you're her grandson, did you know that?
Jay Smouse: Wellll...
Mrs. Kramer: But you keep coming back anyway, and I've only got one thing to say.
Jay Smouse: Now, look, I wasn't--
Mrs. Kramer: You have got to be one of the nicest kids I've met in a long time.
Jay Smouse: What?

“Mistaken for Good”

Jay Smouse: Rue the day!

“Stage Fright”

John Whittaker: Well, let me say it's been a pleasure to host this year's band camp. I'm really looking forward to hearing what you all learn. Now, to kick things off. We decided to begin with something a little different. A competition.
Jay Smouse: Look out Barrett Jones. Soon you'll be tasting cold steel. The cold steel of my supper time triangle.

“The Amazing Loser”

Jay Smouse: Let me get this straight. I bet all those non-friends of yours try to embarrass you about your love for that stuff, right? So, you almost feel like you have to hide your treasures away and can only take them out in secret on rainy days when your mom goes to the store to get more liver and nobody is around to berate your sensitive spirit. Is that what you’re saying?
Riley: We don't eat liver.
Jay Smouse: Lucky you.

“The Friend Formula”

Jay Smouse: I bet you already blabbed about the AppleBerry phone he's been working on.
Emily Jones: What AppleBerry phone?
Buck Oliver: He found the phone?
Jay Smouse: Yeah. And he's gonna be really ticked when he finds out you told. You're a regular Judas Benedict Arnold!
Emily Jones: Jay! You just told us. We didn't know!
Jay Smouse: I...I di.......Oh......um.......Well, gotta go!!

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 7”

Eugene Meltsner: Jay, perhaps you should sit down.
Jay Smouse: The only one sitting around here is him [Buck] when they drop him into the electric chair for being a counterfeiter!
Eugene Meltsner: Counterfeiters don't go to the electric chair, Jay.
Jay Smouse: Well, they should be made to sit in some kind of chair, in a corner, for like a reeeeally long time.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 8”

Jay Smouse: Hey, where you going?
Buck Oliver: I have an errand to run.
Jay Smouse: Oh no you don't! Stay right where you are or I'll fire!!
Buck Oliver: That's an ice cream scoop.
Jay Smouse: Yeah, it is. And I know how to use it!
John Whittaker: Oh, hello Buck.
Eugene Meltsner: Someone apprehend that youth!
Buck Oliver: Sorry Mr. Whittaker, things are a little crazy around here. Now I really need to go.
John Whittaker: I don't think so.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 9”

Jay Smouse: Wait a minute. This is one of those reverse what-do-you-call-its - isn't it!?
Barrett Jones: What?
Jay Smouse: Like the spies use. Where you try to make me think I didn't get you, when you know I got you, so that you can get me, while I'm worried I might not have gotten you!
Barrett Jones: Look. There's Cindy. See you. Hey! Cindy!
Jay Smouse: Well, one thing's for sure. I don't get it.

“Unbecoming Jay”

John Whittaker: I suppose things could be worse.
Jay Smouse: Oh, yeah? Like how? <static electricity sounds>
Wooton Bassett: Uh, oh! What was that?
John Whittaker: Uh, well, the power could go off.
Jay Smouse: Yep, that would be worse alright.
John Whittaker: Don't worry, the, uh, generator should kick in any minute.
Eugene Meltsner: Uh, you mean the generator I've been trying to fix?

“A Thankstaking Story”

Jay Smouse: Here comes Harry the barbarian! Hide! Quick! The bushes!
Priscilla Peterson: Oh, not again. Ow, ow, ow, ow. How do you get used to this?
Jay Smouse: You build up a tolerance.

“Groundhog Jay”

Valerie Swanson: I hate literature. Going to lit class is gonna be like, like going to prison.
Jay Smouse: Yeah! We'll be like inmates on one of those British ships she talked about today-where only one out of every five prisoners survived.

“How to Sink a Sub”

Vance King: Tell him what he's won, Jay!
Jay Smouse: Well Vance, Matthew has won seven unforgettable days and nights of degradation, denigration and humiliation!
Vance King: That's right, Jay! You'll be poked, pranked and prodded by some of the best in the business! You'll also receive physical harm at no extra cost!

“Target of the Week”

Jay Smouse: I love Water World. It's the only time I take a bath.
Priscilla Peterson: Ew!

“The Amazing Loser”

Jay Smouse: So what's that little contraption there? Today's project?
Matthew Parker: It's..
Nelson Swanson: An Appleberry phone that we found by the creek.
Matthew Parker: ..none of your business.. Good job, Nelson.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 2”

Jay Smouse: Psst! Hey Parker!
Matthew Parker: Jay?
Jay Smouse: Over here. Behind the trash can.
Matthew Parker: Um, why are you hiding behind a trash can? You know it's unhealthy to chew gum that's been thrown out by other people.
Jay Smouse: I gave that up years ago. I'm on a stakeout.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 6”

Emily Jones: I’m on a case!
Jay Smouse: Yeah? Well, so am I. And I bet MY case is bigger than your case.
Emily Jones: Oh, really?
Jay Smouse: Yeah, like yours is probably just a little case with clip lock combination thingies, where my case is like a BIG trunk with lots of compartments and huge steel padlocks that are STRONG...
Buck Oliver: Weren’t you goin’ to your uncle’s?
Jay Smouse: Oh yeah, yeah…got lost in the metaphor for a second.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 7”

Jay Smouse: Go ahead and deny it!!
Buck Oliver: All right. I deny it.
Jay Smouse: Oh.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 8”

Jay Smouse: How was I to know your junk was organized? I mean, it's junk.

“The Ties That Bind, Part 4”

Cindy: Barrett didn't ask me to say this, but I think he's a really nice guy, and he wouldn't do anything to hurt your feelings
Priscilla Peterson: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Jay Smouse: Oh gross!
Barrett Jones: For once I agree with you Jay, we can all stop talking now!

“Unbecoming Jay”

Jay Smouse: Excuse me, Mr. America.
Jay Smouse: No, excuse me.

“Groundhog Jay”

Jay Smouse: Ugh. Yes, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Olivia Parker: See! Even Jay learned things!
Jay Smouse: Ah, no he didn't.
Olivia Parker: You just quoted Charles Dickens from "David Copperfield."
Jay Smouse: Wrong! It wasn't from David Copperfield, it was the opening lines of "A Tale of Two Cities," which I looked at because it took place during the French Revolution which had a lot of cool stuff like guillotines. So there!
Olivia Parker: I'm not going to comment on that.

“How to Sink a Sub”

Jay Smouse: Make way, make way, Atlas is entering the building.
John Whittaker: Jay! Here, let me help you with that.
Jay Smouse: No, don't do it, it's carefully stacked. I'm a human Jenga puzzle.

“Mistaken for Good”

Buck Oliver: What are you doing?
Jay Smouse: Ahh! Me? I was just admiring your truck.
Buck Oliver: This truck?
Jay Smouse: Yeah, it's ...um... big!
Buck Oliver: You have a thing about big trucks?
Jay Smouse: Oh yeah. Ever since I was a kid, you know, rrrr,honk honk,rrchrrr,back it up, parallel park... with a truck.
Buck Oliver: If you want to make friends, don't ever do noises like that again, OK?
Jay Smouse: Yeah.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 5”

Jay Smouse: Now listen. I saw Emily with the new kid, Buck.
Matthew Parker: Uh, what about it?
Jay Smouse: I don't trust him.
Matthew Parker: Why not?
Jay Smouse: Because he's not to be trusted.
Matthew Parker: Jay, putting the words in a different order doesn't make it clearer.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 6”

Eugene Meltsner: Watch the counter for a moment, will you?
Jay Smouse: Watch the counter. Watch the counter? Ooooh cool!! Free ice cream for the counter watcher!!

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 8”

John Whittaker: Well, we should do something fun instead of feeling sorry for ourselves.
Jay Smouse: I dunno, I kinda like feeling sorry for myself.

“A Thankstaking Story”

Connie Kendall: You guys are here just in time-
Jay Smouse: For cake!!

“Groundhog Jay”

Olivia Parker: Hi, Mrs. Meltsner.
Katrina Meltsner: Oh, Olivia!
Jay Smouse: And Jay! Jay's here... and pretty much everyone else from class, and a few kids we picked up along the way. And a dog, and my imaginary friend Bob, and...

“How to Sink a Sub”

Vance King: I thought that was you! ye- what did you do to your eye?
Jay Smouse: Uh, freak spit ball accident?
Vance King: Huh.
Jay Smouse: Why did you say that?

“Mistaken for Good”

Jay Smouse: <to tune of Hail to the Chief> Hail to Jay Smouse who wins the scavenger hunt. Barrett Jones loses cause he's such a chump.

“The Amazing Loser”

Buck Oliver: What was going on?
Jay Smouse: A friend of my uncle's got sick.
Buck Oliver: Is that why the cops were around?
Jay Smouse: Yeah. You know, they take sickness seriously around here, so...
Buck Oliver: It's a crime to get sick in this town?

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 5”

Jay Smouse: I'm just saying! We'll talk - later.
Matthew Parker: Um, OK. But Jay! Jay! Is it my imagination, or are things getting weird around here?
Jay Smouse: Things are getting weird!
Matthew Parker: Will you come out from behind there?
Jay Smouse: No! I'm really gone this time. See Ya!!

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 6”

Jay Smouse: Well, well well, if it isn't Barrett. Skinny as a carrot, mangy like a ferret.
Barrett Jones: Huh? Oh hi Jay.

“When You’re Right, You’re Right”

Priscilla Peterson: What would Barrett say?
Jay Smouse: Barrett? I don't know. How about: Duh...

“Groundhog Jay”

Jay Smouse: I just overhear the worst news.
Olivia Parker: Like what?
Jay Smouse: Well, it started when Katrina came in and Eugene called her his Little Buttercup - seriously....

“How to Sink a Sub”

Jay Smouse: <baby talk> Little Barrett has a passion for baby books!

“Unbecoming Jay”

Jay Smouse: Anyways, to put it in a little Spanish lingo: I'm donerito!

“Groundhog Jay”

Jay Smouse: I'd love to stay and chat, but that would keep me from, uh, leaving.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 1”

Jay Smouse: Who knows that stuff?! Why does he know that kind of stuff?!
Emily Jones: Yeah, that's what I asked. But right now I'm glad he does.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 12”

Wally Haggler: Did you write everything down?
Jay Smouse: I think so, but I had to scribble on [the front of this] receipt from the hardware store, so it's kind of mixed up.
Wally Haggler: Let's hear it.
Jay Smouse: They drove the big truck back to a very nice house in a 40 gallon trash can.
Wally Haggler: What?
Jay Smouse: Sorry. Brentwood Estates. Then, they took the sheets off the hex-head cap screws.
Wally Haggler: Jay!
Jay Smouse: Furniture! Furniture! I told you this was a mess. And then they drove the big truck down to a lot near Gower's Field where the Tub Shelf Utility Cart is set up.
Wally Haggler: Uncle Archie's Carnival
Jay Smouse: Yeah, that. Then they got into a PVC plastic fitting.
Wally Haggler: Pickup truck.
Jay Smouse: Pickup truck and drove here to an iron gate on chrome pike.
Wally Haggler: Gold Camp Road.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 5”

Jay Smouse: Hey wait a minute, I didn't do anything wrong this time, I admitted I fell asleep! hahaha, Good for me.
Emily Jones: Yeah enjoy it while you can.

“The Malted Milkball Falcon”

Jay Smouse: But no time to talk. I've got to buy a life insurance policy, return a bike, and go get grounded. Probably for eternity. Au revoir-voir!

“Groundhog Jay”

Wally Haggler: You heard the man, Jay! We have to pull that switch!
Jay Smouse: That was no man. That was Matthew.

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 12”

Jay Smouse: Yeah, you heard me! Or do I have to say it again in Braille?

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 7”

Barrett Jones: Someone took all of the maltballs out of the pinata last night..
Jay Smouse: Barrett!
Barrett Jones: What?
Jay Smouse: You stole them! How would you know that someone ate them unless that someone that ate them was you!
Barrett Jones: I just assumed that...
Jay Smouse: Put him in irons, throw away the key!

“The Malted Milkball Falcon”

Harry (d): So did you have something to tell me or not?!
Jay Smouse: I like your shirt... it's a good color for you...

“Groundhog Jay”

Wally Haggler: Got it!!
Jay Smouse: Waahoo!! Uh, maybe we should get out of the way.
Wally Haggler: Run for it!!
Jay Smouse: Ahhh!!!

“The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 12”

Jay Smouse: I slept like a rock. Does that count?

“The Malted Milkball Falcon”

Jay Smouse: Gimme back those cards! Next up, Mark Morgan's message to all math maniacs in the middle school is meaningful if you mingle by the mezzanine for a momentous mix of methodological mayhem and a menagerie of multiplicative inversions. Ha ha! I bet I could say this backwards. Inversions multiplicative of menagerie a and mayhem methodological...

“To Mend or Repair”


Episodes[edit]

Jay Smouse is voiced by Whit Hertford, has appeared in 31 episodes, and has received an average user rating of 77.6%.

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