Wally Haggler

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Wally Haggler
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Wally Haggler is the manager of Haggler's Junkyard.


He was in prison once, but now is on the right track.


At one time in his life, he was in prison. During The Green Ring Conspiracy, he was visited by Derk Begs. He now owns Haggler's Junkyard.


See Smouse family

His nephew is Jay Smouse and his brother is Archie Haggler.


See Smouse/Haggler quotes

Wally Haggler: You're kidding, right?! You come into my shop and pull a gun on me?! Where'd you learn your manners?!

#679: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 1”

Wally Haggler: I think it's time for you to go home.
Jay Smouse: But what about Hangman's Hollow?
Wally Haggler: Go home!
Jay Smouse: <sputtering> No- really- but I...
Wally Haggler: Seriously, Jay; your mother's calling you for dinner.
Jay Smouse: No, she isn't! <phone rings>
Wally Haggler: You were saying?
Jay Smouse: <gasps> Now that's just creepy...

#754: “The Ties That Bind, Part 4”

Don Polehaus: I became nasty because of guys like you.
Wally Haggler: I'm not who I was.
Don Polehaus: Sure you are. People don't ever change. Not really.
Wally Haggler: This one has.

#680: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 2”

Wally Haggler: Ok Eugene. I'm with Jay at the railroad tracks.
Eugene Meltsner: And?
Wally Haggler: I can hear it coming. It's coming round the bend.

#690: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 12”

Don Polehaus: Stay close, Haggler. We're not finished with this.
Wally Haggler: Not by a long shot.

#680: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 2”

Wally Haggler: Did you write everything down?
Jay Smouse: I think so, but I had to scribble on [the front of] this receipt from the hardware store, so it's kind of mixed up.
Wally Haggler: Let's hear it.
Jay Smouse: They drove the big truck back to a very nice house in a 40 gallon trash can.
Wally Haggler: What?
Jay Smouse: Sorry. Brentwood Estates. Then, they took the sheets off the hex-head cap screws.
Wally Haggler: Jay!
Jay Smouse: Furniture! Furniture! I told you this was a mess. And then they drove the big truck down to a lot near Gower's Field where the Tub Shelf Utility Cart is set up.
Wally Haggler: Uncle Archie's Carnival
Jay Smouse: Yeah, that. Then they got into a PVC plastic fitting.
Wally Haggler: Pickup truck.
Jay Smouse: Pickup truck and drove here to an iron gate on chrome pike.
Wally Haggler: Gold Camp Road.

#683: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 5”

Wally Haggler: You heard the man, Jay! We have to pull that switch!
Jay Smouse: That was no man. That was Matthew.

#690: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 12”

Wally Haggler: Got it!!
Jay Smouse: Waahoo!! Uh, maybe we should get out of the way.
Wally Haggler: Run for it!!
Jay Smouse: Ahhh!!!

#690: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 12”

Wally Haggler: Let me call for help! Man, you look like death sucking on a bad lemon.

#679: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 1”


Wally Haggler is voiced by Jim Ward, has appeared in 12 episodes, and has received an average user rating of 91.7%.

Wally Haggler has been mentioned in 11 episodes.