Guy was a character from the parable of Madge and Guy, based on Gift of the Magi. He was so in love with his wife that he sold his watch, which has been past on to him through many generations, to buy Madge tortoise-shell combs for Christmas.
Guy had a wife named Madge.
|“||Madge (a): Your face! What is it?
Guy: Oh, it's just this thing I keep on the front of my head. You know, a couple of eyes, a nose, a mouth...
|“||Guy: Come on, I've got a few cents left over! Let's go down to that little place on the corner and split a child's portion, diet-mini-cheeseburger!
Madge (a): Mmmm!