My Dog Has Fleas!

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My Dog Has Fleas!
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My dog has fleas
Hey, no complaint
A gripe it ain't
But the facts at hand appear to be these
My dog has fleas
He's got no annoying tendencies
He's only got fleas
My dog has fleas
Hey, it's no brag
And I don't nag
But I'll gladly snag some sympathies 'cause
My dog has fleas
He's got no degrees, no PHDs
He's only got fleas
Now it's a fact I don't consider too essential
In fact, I'd tend to say it's quite inconsequential
Yes, to dwell upon it isn't my intention
But while we're on the subject I will mention
That my dog -
By now you may be familiar with his plight.
Now it's a fact I don't consider too essential
In fact, I'd tend to say it's quite inconsequential
Yes, to dwell upon it isn't my intention
But at the risk of repetition, I will mention, mention
My dog has fleas
Hey, it's no lie
But he's so shy let's
Keep it just between us please
That my dog
Ooh discretion is better
No he hasn't got lumps or knobby knees
No derby hats or dungarees
No mosquitoes, bats, or bumblebees
He's clearly got
Merely got
He's only got - !