My Dog Has Fleas!

My Dog Has Fleas!

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Length

1:39

Artist

Will Ryan

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Album

Eugene Sings!

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Lyrics

My dog has fleas

Hey, no complaint

A gripe it ain't

But the facts at hand appear to be these

My dog has fleas

He's got no annoying tendencies

He's only got fleas

My dog has fleas

Hey, it's no brag

And I don't nag

But I'll gladly snag some sympathies 'cause

My dog has fleas

He's got no degrees, no PHDs

He's only got fleas

Now it's a fact I don't consider too essential

In fact, I'd tend to say it's quite inconsequential

Yes, to dwell upon it isn't my intention

But while we're on the subject I will mention

That my dog -

By now you may be familiar with his plight.

Now it's a fact I don't consider too essential

In fact, I'd tend to say it's quite inconsequential

Yes, to dwell upon it isn't my intention

But at the risk of repetition, I will mention, mention

My dog has fleas

Hey, it's no lie

But he's so shy let's

Keep it just between us please

That my dog

Ooh discretion is better

No he hasn't got lumps or knobby knees

No derby hats or dungarees

No mosquitoes, bats, or bumblebees

He's clearly got

Merely got

He's only got - !