I'll Never Sneeze Again

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I'll Never Sneeze Again
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Notes

The title of this song is almost certainly a reference to the Frank Sinatra song: "I'll Never Smile Again", which contains the line: "I'll never smile again/Until I smile at you."

Lyrics

Love makes us do crazy things
Authorities allege
And, as if to prove them right,
I've made this pledge: Oh,
I'll never sneeze again
It's what I'll never do
I'll never sneeze again
That is, until I sneeze
At you, at you, at you, oh
I'll never sneeze again
My sneezing days are through
I'll never sneeze again
That is, until I sneeze
At you, at you, at you
Should some foes
Go and blow a mess of pepper at my nose
I'd persevere
Then if they followed that with snuff
Though it might be mighty tough
Why, I'd reiterate until I made it clear that
I'll never sneeze again
It's crazy but it's true
That is, until I sneeze
At you, at you, at you, at you, at you!