He is the seventh child of four brothers and two sisters. His brothers' names are Michael, Thomas, Phillip, and Harold, and his sisters' names are Jane, and Kathy.
|“|| Artie Powell: He believed her?
Bernard Walton: Yeah, lock stock and barrel, and it made him furious. Which is never a good state for an executioner to be in.
|“|| Artie Powell: Hi Mr. Walton!
Bernard Walton: Whah!
Artie Powell: That was neat, Mr. Walton. I've never seen someone jump straight up and into a bucket of water before!
Bernard Walton: Glad you liked it Artie. Now will you help get this thing off my foot?
|“|| Artie Powell: Girls, they get you every time.
|“|| Artie Powell: Was he my age?
Bernard Walton: Are you 17?
Artie Powell: No
Bernard Walton: Then he wasn't your age!
|“|| Jimmy Barclay: You'll never guess what's in this magazine.
Artie Powell: A cure for the chickenpox?
Jimmy Barclay: Will you forget about the chickenpox?!