Family Vacation, Part 1: Difference between revisions

|speaker3a=Jimmy Barclay

|quote3a=It took three more tries before Mom would let me leave. And I had to take out most of the good stuff, too, like half of the comic books and the army boots. Just for some clean underwear, socks and shirts that make my neck itch. Grown-ups just don't understand what's really important. I thought this was supposed to be a fun vacation.

|quote4a=Come on, Donna. Mom said to turn off the TV because we have to pack.

|quote4b=Be quiet, runt. I don't wanna pack for that stupid vacation. I don't wanna go, and I don't think Mom and Dad should make me. You guys go. I'm twelve years old, and I'm big enough to take care of myself.

|quote5a=Can I open it now?

|speaker5b=John Whittaker

|quote5b=No. You can only open it when you're absolutely, without question, no doubt about it, as bored as you've ever been in your life.

|quote6a=Ok, so Dad's not a mechanic. That's all right. He got it fixed before we left in the morning. Well, almost fixed. We have to push the lighter in to turn on the windshield wipers.

|speaker7a=George Barclay

|quote7a=Oh, we're only 52 minutes late. That's a record for us.  

|speaker8a=Jimmy Barclay

|quote8a=All that excitement for a piece of tire rubber. Anyway, we drove for a little while and then stopped at one of those diner kind of restaurants where all the waitresses call you "honey" and look just like my Great-Grandma Benson right before she died.