- Hank redirects here. For other uses, see Hank (disambiguation).
Hank Murray tried to rob Whit's End once but failed. He escaped from prison and failed again. He was captured by an unfortunate horse accident, and is now back in prison.
In #169: “Hold Up!”, Hank mentions that he had a 97 year-old grandmother serving 10 years in the Utah state penitentiary for armed robbery. Mrs. Murray is said to be his mother in an episode of The Official Podcast, but it could have just been a joke.
|“|| Hank Murray: I'm gonna hide behind the counter with Brain Boy here.
Eugene Meltsner: That's me.
|“|| Hank Murray: Boy, you two were made for each other!
Eugene Meltsner: We're just friends, actually.
Connie Kendall: Barely.
|“|| Hank Murray: I thought we'd all hold hands and sing. What do you think? I'm gonna tie you up!
|“|| Hank Murray: You two yak more than a couple of ba-, uh, yakking things!
|“|| Hank Murray: This place is a looney bin!
|“|| Hank Murray: You kids secure now?
Connie Kendall: Yes; my fingers are getting quite numb, thank you very much.
Eugene Meltsner: I think mine's a little loose.
Connie Kendall: Eugene!
Hank Murray: How 'bout that?
Eugene Meltsner: <squeaking> Much better!
|“|| Hank Murray: What happened to the lights? You on some kind of timer or somethin?
Connie Kendall: Maybe Whit forgot to pay his electric bill.