Bernard and Eugene meet Graham, who lives in a small Iowa town. Graham doesn't want to take over his father's repair shop when he gets older; instead, he wants to work on computers and get out of the one-street town. Kyle Barnett, his father, just wants him to run the shop. Wanting to get away, he takes his father's station wagon with the intention of selling Woody, the pig his father wants him to enter into the county fair, for faire to California. Fortunately, a policeman catches him trying to see over the dashboard and brings him back home. After this, Graham and his father try to reconnect and reconcile their differences.
- Main article: Barnett family
- He has a pig named Woody.
- He likes baseball cards.
- He is described by the police officer who picks him up as four feet five inches tall.